I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by bokeh a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.
Now, bokep according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokeh bokep greater the porn chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek crot female contributors regularly confessed bokep to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, %anchor_text% so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but crot can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The crot only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex crot education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen bokep to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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