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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek should bokep offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word porn for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an porn ‘actrice’, %anchor_text% bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific porn sense. It confirms what most women porn know and crot porn all porn men dread – the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, porn the greater the chance bokep the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh crot you can’t measure passion in terms porn of decibels: porn there’s sex as bokeh performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when crot a woman is genuinely memek aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is porn not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking crot orgasms. It porn was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could crot bokeh make memek their partner porn feel happy, crot porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of crot another study by two researchers from crot the University of Central Lancashire. They memek declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order porn to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock bokeh porn Image

It was like crot saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can bokeh you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokep memek familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

memek As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as memek I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek memek only if you want to attract a certain kind bokep crot of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan bokep and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were memek noisy bokeh during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokep primate bokeh cousins – was to memek alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men bokeh should take heed: porn the best sex may bokep just be the quietest.

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